Why did the political candidate bring a ladder to the debate?

They wanted to climb the polls!

What do you call a politician who doesn't make promises?

An honest one!

Why did the scarecrow run for office?

Because they was outstanding in their field!

Why did the politician go to the dentist?

They wanted to fill a cavity in their campaign!

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter "F"!

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two—one to change it and another to take credit for the idea!

Why did the politician become a gardener?

They wanted to see how it feels to actually produce something that grows!